The Youth are our Future!

Not a Ferrari.

I was in a Portland Texaco buying a bottled water and some Apple-Os, when the 20-something gas attendant noticed a DeThomoso Mangusta at the local stoplight. Obviously trying to impress the rather cute 20-something cashier, he burst through the doors and carried on the following conversation with her:

Dude: "Hey, I think that's a Ferrari out there!"

Chick: "Awesome!"

Dude: "Maybe it's a GTO or something!"

Chick: "That's phat!"

After pondering for a moment, she decided her superlative had fallen slightly short of the mark and decided to revise her statement.

Chick: "That's hella phat!"

Our nation's future is in excellent hands.